Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories ?A shaggy dogs tale !
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?Melon-collie !
What do you call a dog with no legs ?It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come !
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?Slush puppies !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?A sheep that can round itself up !
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?Hush puppies !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?A computer with a lot of bites !
