Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Why did the dog run in circles?He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?The tomato was in a can.
Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
