Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.Please sit on the couch.Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber bandWhy don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as he’s healthy!
Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!
