Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair !
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change !
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skinWhy don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.So why did you come around then ?Well, I saw this light at the window…!
Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories !
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around !doc
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?I never make rash promises !
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps !
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
