Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a snailDon’t worry we’ll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.We must get to the core of this!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skin.Why don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
