Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You’re too tents.
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI can’t she doesn’t stop at this floor!
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
Doctor, Doctor I’m becoming invisible.Yes I can see you’re not all there!
