The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained tothe Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet andcoolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typingof the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed’bored’.”

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my […]

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:”I’m going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month.” To which the woman’s about-to-be ex replied: “That’s mightykind of you, judge. I’ll try to help her all I can, too.”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split thehouse. He got the outside.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made […]

Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.””Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very samereasons.”

Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these dayswho are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce,they keep the house.