Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe?A: Fur traders.

Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?A: Public access.

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

Q: What did the blonde say during a porno?A: “There I am!”

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.