Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A: Ask your mother.

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.

What have men and spray paint in common?One squeeze and they’re all over you.

Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Answer: A Lickalotopus.

Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.