What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker?a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
What are three words you dread the most while making love?”Honey, I’m home.”
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Why is air a lot like sex?Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
