What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?A cock that stays up all night.
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big […]
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?Because they have cotton balls.
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
What did Adam say to Eve?Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?”I don’t know why you’re shaking…she’s gonna EAT me!”
