Q: What’s the definition of a teenager?A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”A: “They’ll never see you coming.”
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?A: “How Come?”
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
