This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied “that’s impossible because I am a virgin”. To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the […]

A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything crazy and wild in your […]

An elderly man visits his doctor.”Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.””Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.”The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”

There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself…the first old lady had a stroke…the second old lady had a stroke…but sadly the third old lady couldn’t reach!!!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well one, I like to keep […]

These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m not going to waste my […]

In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells “Super Pussy!” The nun says, “Gladys, you know you’re not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and […]

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that […]

An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman’s distraught and yells, “WHAT’S THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT THAT […]

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, “Come here quick, Charlie! I’m paralyzed! I can’t get up!” He comes in, takes a look, and says, “Stand up, you silly old bat. You’re kneeling on one of your tits.”

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.