Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.
Q: Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?A: So they wouldn’t shit all over when you played with their tits.
While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the aisle to the door. Waiting her turn, Old Mrs. Ole […]
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back: …and I will fill your cavity.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust […]
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we.”
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in […]
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old.”So, did you do it?” his lawyer asked.”Of course not,” the old man replied. “But I was so […]
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson “do you sell vibrators”. Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes! The little old lady says: “Well, how do you turn the damn things off!”
