Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
