Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm?A. He is usually home with the kids!
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
