Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It’s Braille for ‘Suck here.’
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a – computer? A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
