Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany.When she said yes the doctor said”Well tell him his ear rings aren’t real gold!!!”
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront […]
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? A: surname
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
Q: What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill
Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. “That’s 1 dollar 15 plus tax,” said the store assistant. “I don’t need tacks,” said the man. “It’ll stay up all by itself.”
