Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Sara’s Tops
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.
