Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?They can’t hide behind billboards.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.