What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What followed the dinosaur ?It’s tail !

What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.