“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.””Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!””Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.”

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the […]

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist.”I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…””Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”

A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.””You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”The husband turns to his wife and […]