What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?…A month later he was picking his teeth

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !

What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !

What is a dentist’s office?A filling station.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?Because he is boring.