Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?”.The lady replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “
Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ” “Dentist” “Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why don’t you marry her?Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.
Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”
“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist.” “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…” “Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident […]
“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the […]
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
