What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Vaults.

Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet !

Which dances do the burgers do best?The burger-loo and the char char!

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up […]

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. Linedancing!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?Dark Raver !

How do you make a tissue dance ?Put a little boogie in it !

I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?A cricket ball !

Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.