What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !

What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.

Who was the world’s greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.

When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.

What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.