Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed […]

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car?A police officer!

Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of […]

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go […]

t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?””Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.”That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?””Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars don’t knock !

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong – vict !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !

What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !