Cow jokes
8 Sep , 2009
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?Roast Moosmallows!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
