What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?Bullogna

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?Udder chaos!

What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”? A cow walking backwards!

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

What happened to the lost cattle?Nobody’s herd.

What hair style is a calf’s favorite? The cowlick!

What goes oo ooo oooo?A cow with no lips.

What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.

What gives milk and has a horn?A milk tank!