Cow jokes
8 Sep , 2009
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?Beef-flat!
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What US state has the most cows?Moosouri!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
