If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?It’s a place of udder delight.

I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick.

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?A Moosician!

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!