That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn’t that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
