What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

What is a cow’s favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!

Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

Why was the calf afraid?He was a cow-herd!

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?She was charged with rustling!

Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!