Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into his typewriter to type the labels.
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
Customer: “Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?” Tech Support: “Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.” Customer: “Well, you should ask everybody!” Tech Support: “Do you have call waiting?” Customer: “What’s that?”
