Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?”You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Tech Support: “How may I help you today, sir?” Customer: “Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.” Tech Support: “Why is that, sir?” Customer: “I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the ‘XYZ Desktop’.” Tech Support: “Yes…?” Customer: “Shouldn’t it be called the […]
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.
