What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer?I don’t know!Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer.You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
– Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? – Well, dear… Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with “Please wait while your computer shuts down”…
I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant “I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it’s got to be simple enough for his father to play, too.”
A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was “bad and invalid”. The tech explained that the computer’s “bad” and “invalid” responses shouldn’t be taken personally.
After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva” desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The […]
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.
The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.””Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”
Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.
