This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Tech Support: “How may I help you today, sir?” Customer: “Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.” Tech Support: “Why is that, sir?” Customer: “I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the ‘XYZ Desktop’.” Tech Support: “Yes…?” Customer: “Shouldn’t it be called the […]
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.
Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes […]
