Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.

Q: What’s the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Tech Support: “How may I help you today, sir?” Customer: “Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.” Tech Support: “Why is that, sir?” Customer: “I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the ‘XYZ Desktop’.” Tech Support: “Yes…?” Customer: “Shouldn’t it be called the […]

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.

Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes […]

A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window […]

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish.”The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said “I’d like […]