My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard?Buttons.

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every […]

As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

Customer: “My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn’t work.” Tech Support: “Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up.” Customer: “Look, I don’t have three hands!”

Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ”could not find the printer.” The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not ‘see’ the printer.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.