Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the […]

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

“Did you hear? Lament’s gettin’ a Ph.D.””What does Ph.D. stand for?” “in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”