A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English […]
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God’s existence. The professor presented the following logic:”Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class seen God?” When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then […]
Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained […]
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. I’ll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?””Uhh, oh […]
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip?””Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.””Is that so?” snorted Bud. “Well, just to show them how wrong […]
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a […]
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.”Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of […]
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !
What’s the difference between an American student and an English student ?About 3000 miles !
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the […]
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “That’s funny,” the boy said […]
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, we’re having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ah’d shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin’, mah buddies’ll drink anythin’!”
