Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”?A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first?A: Who cares!
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now it’s got two left wings.
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent andhorrible death […]
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,”Are you ready to order?”Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is a good idea.I’ll come back […]
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
