Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election?A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: The United States of America!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
