Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When he’s sworn in.
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.
Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?A: A police lineup.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
