Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The […]
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?A: “Good morning, Bill.”
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen?With all that’s going on right now, you […]
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
