Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He’s the stiff one.
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner.””What did it say on the banners?” Clinton asks.Saddam replies, “Allah is god, god is Allah.”Clinton says, “You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. […]
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.
