My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell!Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !

Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ?It was a scream !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?The letter “D” !