Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didn’t want to be recognised !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses can’t jump!
What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song?’Oh comb all ye faithful’
A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song?’Yule never walk alone’
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: That’s Little Red Robin Hood’!
Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.
