‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!”Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said.’Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !
