Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? – A: Catch.

Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re purr-fect!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!

Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? – A: A first-aid kit!

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude

Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !