What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet […]

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!

Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? – A: Petatoes!

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.